Welcome to the Semi-Functioning Press! We are a small, semi-functional, and sincere press that publishes images, words, images with words, and whatever The Press demands.

The Semi-Functioning Press takes the minds of its “creators” and brings them right to you- whatever “you” are.

Cold pressed and right to your inbox!

Ink is expensive, uploading is not but…

The Semi-Functioning Press puts quality over all other things and at the moment, our “creators” are kept barely-alive at their working stations. Pushing them any further could be fatal, which would undoubtedly lead to a drop in quality. To avoid this, “The Press” will try to maintain a schedule of sending out content that guarantees our continual ability to produce quality content at little to no harm to our “creators.”